Armstrong

Random Thoughts: NFL makes fast work of Josh

July 26, 2015 general

6 a.m., Sunday Hi, I’m Josh Freeman, and I have a heck of a hard time in June. I have now not made it to training camp with as many teams as I have. — Remember when comedian D. L. Hughley said that Caitlyn Jenner won an ESPY this year “for putting on a dress.” […]

Tagged as: Armstrong, Bettis, Freeman, Martin, Random Thoughts

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Congrats! You’ve become as good at golf as Tiger!

June 7, 2015 general

Sunday, 6 a.m. Random Thoughts: Hello. I’m Lance Armstrong, and I want to say one more time that my competitors know that I won seven Tour de France competitions. Of course, they also know that Ben Johnson won the 100-meter dash, Rosie Ruiz won the the Boston Marathon and Mark McGwire was a great home […]

Tagged as: Armstrong, Collins, Griner, Rousey, Tiger

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Random Thoughts: Was Brady the original cheat?

May 17, 2015 College Sports in Florida

Sunday, 6 a.m. Hello, I’m Tom Brady. And yes, it was me driving the snowplow. And telling Bill Belichick he should spy on other teams. –Yes, I know it’s the Daily Mail. But I also know it’s Tiger Woods, who has even less credibility. At this point, I’d be surprised if Tiger didn’t have a […]

Tagged as: Armstrong, Romney, Simms, Tiger, Winston

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Random thoughts: How much hockey does Art see?

March 22, 2015 College Sports in Florida

Sunday, 6 a.m. Hi. I’m Khloe Kardashian, and I’m wondering what I should get  O.J. Simpson for Father’s Day, just in case the rumors are true. I’m thinking a new pair of gloves. — Now that we’re approaching the 17-year anniversary of Art Williams’ ownership of the Lightning, I wonder: How many hockey games has […]

Tagged as: Armstrong, Freeman, Hernandez, Pistorius, Simpson, Tebow, Winston

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A life in sports means lessons learned

February 17, 2015 College Sports in Florida

Tuesday, 1:52 p.m. My speech to the St. Petersburg Kiwanis Club: All my life, my classroom has always been a pressbox. My classmates were the other writers, all in a row with notebooks and pens and laptops. My teachers were the athletes and coaches of the day. My field trips were to the athletic stadiums. […]

Tagged as: Armstrong, Bowden, Montana, O.J. Booker, Sapp, Shula, Van Dycken

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