Friday, 4 a.m.
He bought a losing team. It comes with a broken stadium. Historically, there has never been enough fans.
And so you are Patrick Zalupski, the new owner of the Tampa Bay Rays, and one imagines you cannot wait to get started. This is the ultimate fantasy baseball team, after all. And you have work to do.
If we can presume anything about Zalupski, you have decide on a manager, and on a front office, and a minor league system. You have to try to settle the stadium wars, still raging after all of these years. You have promise a new start, a new hope, for a franchise that has been pretty good but not great.
So what does he do first?
A suggestion: He takes a breath.
And he proceeds slowly.
Oh, I know. You want the Rays to better, and fast. Your eyes can't stand another wasted season like this one.
I'm sure Zalupski feels the same. You spend a lot of your 44 years imagining what you would do in this position. You want to hire this guy and sign that guy and move this guy to that position. Also, beat the Yankees.
We have known a lot of bad owners in this market. Hugh Culverhouse and Vince Namaili and Kokusai Green and Art Williams. We know clumsy and we know cheap and we know thickheaded. Obviously, Tampa Bay hopes you'll be better. It hopes you'll be Jeff Vinick. Maybe there will be some Stu Sternberg there (the Rays were miserly, but they were smart). Maybe some of the recent seasons of the Glazers.
Again, it's your team. You can do was you wish.
Me? I'd spend some time with Kevin Cash before I decided on a manager. Who else knows your players better? Who knows the competition? Cash is a bright game, balanced and cerebral. I'd also give Erik Neander a chance to win me over.
If there is any area where Zalupski needs to hurry, of course, it's putting a stadium deal together. The last thing any of us what to see are moving vans taking the team elsewhere.
Often times, when a new owner teams over a team, it makes a headline-grabbing signing, just to show that times have changed. And, yeah, the Rays could use some little more pop from their outfield. They could use more consistency from the pitchers' mound.
And that's the thing. Running a baseball team is a juggling act. There are players and managers and stadiums and minor leagues and the draft and potential trades.
For now, Zalupski needs to go slow.
Heck, if he needs it, he can take the whole weekend before he fixes things.