Sunday, 4 a.m.
Adrian Peterson, who was good back when TV was in black and white, says he “didn't sign up” for nine snaps. Just a guess, but I'm betting the Saints didn't sign up for 18 yards.
– Did you read where Kid 'N Play's Christopher Reid says he was sorry for “disrespecting” Colin Kaepernick. One question: How do you disrespect a guy who won one game last year and has been uninvited to continue to play? Just asking.
– Brian Cushing has been popped for roids again. Don't you love counterfeit linebackers?
– Teams that used to be good. 1. Suwanee. 2. Princeton. 3. Nebraska.
– So it was offensive coordinator Ken Zampese who was slowing down the Bengals? Who knew?
– Remember back when the President of the United States thought it was beneath him to try to get sports anchors fired?
– Backs who used to be good. 1. Ollie Matson. 2. Beattie Feathers. 3. Adrian Peterson.
– So when E. King Gill was in the standings, becoming the 12th man for Texas A&M, how many Aggie players flipped him off?
– In the new feud between Skip Bayless and J.J. Watt, I can think of 37 million reasons I like Watt more.
– The Hamilton Tiger-Cats are on the verge of signing Johnny Manziel. What? Was Josh Freeman busy?
– Three coaches who used to have a future: 1. Woody Hayes, 2. Vince Dooley, 3. Butch Jones.
-- I like the ability of Tennessee running back John Kelly, and there is only one head coach I know who can stop him. Sadly, that coach is Butch Jones.
– Three more teams that used to be somebody: 1. Yale, 2. Army, 3. Nebraska.
– LeDainian Tomlinson says that Lorenzo Neal should be in the Hall of Fame. I say that Tomlinson should buy him a ticket and be done with it. Otherwise, you make a joke of the Hall (if Jerry Jones didn't do it already).
– So the Red Sox stole signs from the Yankees using their Apple watches. Either I missed that app, or the Yankees now have a sign signaling "Candy Crush."
– There's a movie coming out about Billy Jean King and Bobby Riggs. Who plays the old, sexist, pill-popping huckster?
– Can Curt Schilling please take his banner home?
-- I wonder what Will Greer thinks of Feleipe Franks?
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