Ah, an assistant’s life fits Muschamp just fine

by admin on December 13, 2014 · 3 comments

in College Sports in Florida, Florida State University, University of Florida

What we are to assume, it leads to believe, is that he's smarter than Smart.

He's surer than Chavis. He's more sane than Lane. He's more down to it than Pruett.

Yep, that Will Muschamp is certainly a genius, all right. For a failed head coach, he's the best assistant coach in football.

And so it is that the Auburn defense will never surrender a yard. Or a point. The Tigers made sure of that when they paid Muschamp a whopping $1.6 million an assistant to make sure that opposing offenses just slow the dickens down. Why? Evidently, $1.5 wasn't enough.

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