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Random Thoughts: Peyton gets to watch DirecTV

November 22, 2015 College Sports in Florida

Sunday, 6 a.m. Hello. I’m Peyton Manning, and I’m staying my butt at home because I’m I’ve-been-benched-Peyton-Manning-cause-I-got-old. And I’m finally getting to use my DirecTV. – I guess we can stop criticizing the SEC for playing weaklings, huh? – I feel about Holly Holm the way I felt about the bicycle guy who came after […]

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Who will win the idiot-off competition in New York?

August 2, 2015 general

Hi, I’m Bethe Correia, and looking back, I’m fairly certain it was a stupid thing to talk about Ronda Rousey committing suicide. With the fight lasting 34 seconds, I’m just glad it wasn’t homicide. –Think of it this way: Correia had 33 pretty good seconds. –No one can be sure which dwarf that Ken Griffey […]

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Congrats! You’ve become as good at golf as Tiger!

June 7, 2015 general

Sunday, 6 a.m. Random Thoughts: Hello. I’m Lance Armstrong, and I want to say one more time that my competitors know that I won seven Tour de France competitions. Of course, they also know that Ben Johnson won the 100-meter dash, Rosie Ruiz won the the Boston Marathon and Mark McGwire was a great home […]

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Random Thoughts: Krzyzewski adds to his legend

April 5, 2015 general

Hi, I’m Jerry Tarkanian. And let me tell you, this Mike Krzyzewski kid can coach a little bit of basketball. — Think we can stop all that talk about Kentucky being the best college basketball team ever? — Now that Tiger Woods is going back to Amen Corner, don’t you think he ought to know […]

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